Zero Tasks. Total Freedom.
Yeet your work away. Three minutes of pure release, then a certificate to prove you did. No account, no cloud, nothing leaves your device.
Open in under a second, even on hotel wifi.
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Tasks yeeted
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Certificates earned
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Mini sessions
This browser only
Where this lives
Your release, measured locally
Quick release
One tap each. Nothing to drag, nothing to learn.
The Matrix
Three ways to let go
Your body, your senses, and your brain all need a different exit. Pick the door that fits the mood.
State Switch
Clock out · for real
Rewrite the words on the screen until your brain finally accepts that the workday is over.
Out of Office Generator
Write the away message you actually mean.
Pick a tone, pick an excuse, and get a ready-to-paste status for Slack, an email autoresponder, and a calendar note. No manager approval required.
Brain Dump Shredder
Type it. Burn it. Carry it no further.
Put the looping thoughts on the page, press once, and watch every line char and drop out of the pad. Nothing is saved — not to a server, not to this browser.
Three Minute Pause
Breathe in. Hold. Let the day end.
A guided three-minute breathing loop with no goals, no streaks and no notifications afterwards. The only exit is feeling slightly better.
Physical Release
Push · fling · smash
Your hands want to do something about it. Drag the pile to the edge and let gravity take the meeting.
Yeet Your Work Off a Cliff
Drag it. Fling it. Watch it fall.
Every sticky note on your desk is a task, a chore, a "quick call". Drag them to the edge and let gravity handle the prioritisation.
Not My Job
Catch the blame. Pass it on.
Responsibilities fly at you like pings at 17:58. Bat them away toward the three colleagues who definitely had more context than you did.
Unread Inbox Purge
1,482 unread. Two minutes. Go.
Swipe away an endlessly refilling inbox. Newsletters, calendar invites and "circling back" threads all get the same treatment.
Sensory Reset
Crush · grind · pop
Loop a satisfying sound until your shoulders drop. Nothing to win here, nothing to lose either.
Shred the Office
Feed it. Grind it. Pop it.
Feed keyboards, mugs, contracts and that one cursed spreadsheet into an industrial shredder — then flip to a sheet of bubble wrap that never runs out.
Keyboard Demolition
One key at a time, with sound.
Pry every keycap off a mechanical keyboard and hear each one ping across the room. A pure sound-and-satisfaction loop.
A new minute-long release lands every one or two weeks. No newsletter, no push permission — just come back and something else is breakable.
Manifesto
Why we built a site whose only feature is doing nothing
Because the to-do list was never the problem. The problem is that nobody ever told you it could stop for three minutes.
NoTask.app is not a productivity tool. It is the opposite of one, on purpose.
Everything runs in your browser. No account, no profile, no retention funnel — the only thing counted is how often a page gets opened. Close the tab and it never happened.
Keep the lights dim
No ads, no dark patterns, no upgrade nag. If this bought you three calm minutes today, you can buy the machine a coffee instead.
What's next
- Phase 01
Break the internet
Cliff and Blame ship first, aimed at ProductHunt, Hacker News and r/antiwork. Goal: the first 100,000 escapees.
- Phase 02
Widen the matrix
A new minute-long ritual every one to two weeks: inbox purge, keyboard demolition, and whatever else the matrix is missing.
- Phase 03
Stay unannoying
Tips, a whisper-quiet sponsor slot, and a Team Chill Day edition for companies brave enough to buy it.